Monkey Dong Synthetic Urine Novelty Kit in El Paso, Same-Day Pickup
About this item
- Strap-on novelty prosthetic with adjustable belt
- Belt fits waists up to 52 inches
- Premixed liquid sample, ready to use
- Air-activated heat pad holds warmth about 8 hours
- Temperature strip with large, easy-read numbers
- Maker states the liquid is balanced for pH, creatinine and urea
- Offered in five skin-tone options
- In stock at all 10 El Paso stores, same-day pickup
Product description
Looking for the Monkey Dong novelty kit in El Paso? Walk into any of our 10 neighborhood stores and grab one the same day. It ships from the maker as a complete strap-on set with a premixed sample, a heat pad and a temperature strip.
What comes in the kit
Every Monkey Dong kit arrives ready to wear. You get the strap-on dispensing device, an adjustable woven-elastic belt that fits waists up to 52 inches, and a vial of premixed liquid. Air-activated heat pads and a large-number temperature strip round out the set, so nothing is missing when you open the box.
Built around an easy-read temperature strip
The included temperature strip uses big, easy-to-read numbers that target body temperature. The maker's air-activated heat pads hold warmth for roughly eight hours once you snap them. The strap-on device is gendered male, and the belt cinches snug so the kit sits where you set it.
Five skin tones, stocked across El Paso
We carry the Monkey Dong in a range of skin tones, and on the shelf you will find favorites like Tan, Latino and Brown alongside the lighter options. We keep it at all ten El Paso Smoke Shops, so you can check store stock, reserve online, and pick yours up the same day. You must be 21 or older with a valid photo ID at the counter.
Swing by your nearest El Paso Smoke Shops for the Monkey Dong novelty kit. Friendly hosts, free in-store pickup and same-day availability. Find your store, confirm stock, and grab one today.
Specifications
- Product Type
- Strap-on novelty / fetish prosthetic kit
- Kit Contents
- Strap-on dispensing device, premixed liquid vial, heat pad(s), temperature strip, woven-elastic belt
- Volume
- Approximately 3.5 oz premixed sample
- Format
- Premixed liquid, ready to use (not powder)
- Temperature Kit
- Air-activated heat pad(s), holds warmth about 8 hours; large easy-read temperature strip
- Lab Profile
- Maker states liquid is balanced for pH, creatinine and urea (no numeric values published)
- Belt
- Adjustable woven-elastic, fits waist up to 52 in
- Orientation
- Gendered (male)
- Reusable
- Device reusable; refills not offered
- Color Options
- Light White, White, Tan, Latino, Brown, Black
- Container
- Rectangular cardboard box kit, Red/Yellow/Orange
- Dimensions
- 10.4 in x 5.2 in x 2.8 in (box)
- Net Weight
- 15.5 oz (full kit)
- Shelf Life
- 2 years
- Brand
- Serious Monkey Bizzness (Monkey Dong)
- Price
- $119.99
Questions & Answers
What comes in the Monkey Dong kit?
Each Monkey Dong kit includes the strap-on dispensing device, an adjustable woven-elastic belt, a vial of premixed liquid sample, air-activated heat pad(s), and a temperature strip. It arrives as a complete rectangular box kit, ready to wear right out of the package.
Is the Monkey Dong premixed or a powder?
The Monkey Dong sample ships premixed as a ready-to-use liquid, not a powder you mix yourself. The vial holds roughly 3.5 oz, and the maker states the liquid is balanced for pH, creatinine and urea, though no numeric values are published.
How does the heat pad and temperature strip work?
The kit includes air-activated heat pad(s) that warm the sample once snapped, holding temperature for about eight hours per the maker's FAQ. A temperature strip with large, easy-read numbers lets you watch the reading, which targets body temperature.
What waist size does the belt fit?
The Monkey Dong uses an adjustable woven-elastic belt that fits waists up to 52 inches, per the maker's official FAQ. You cinch it snug so the strap-on device stays put. The device is gendered male in design.
What skin tones does the Monkey Dong come in?
It comes in several skin-tone options. On our shelves you will spot favorites like Tan, Latino and Brown next to the lighter White and Light White finishes, plus Black. Stock by tone varies, so check your nearest El Paso store before you stop by.
How much does the Monkey Dong cost at El Paso Smoke Shops?
The Monkey Dong is $119.99 at El Paso Smoke Shops. Check your nearest of our 10 locations for current stock, then reserve online and pick it up the same day with a valid 21+ photo ID at the counter.
How long does the Monkey Dong last on the shelf?
The kit carries a stated shelf life of about two years when stored properly. The device itself is reusable, though the maker does not offer refills for the sample. Keep the box sealed and away from heat until you plan to use it.
Where can I buy the Monkey Dong in El Paso?
You can pick up the Monkey Dong at any of our 10 El Paso Smoke Shops locations, from Mesa Street on the Westside to the Northeast, Eastside and Horizon stores. Check store stock online, reserve, and grab it the same day. In-store pickup only.
Is the Monkey Dong sold as a novelty?
Yes. The Monkey Dong is sold strictly as a novelty and fetish prosthetic device for lawful use only. It is not a drug-test guarantee and is not intended for use on any lawfully administered test. Follow all applicable laws.
Sold strictly as a novelty / fetish prosthetic device for lawful use only, and not intended for use on any lawfully administered drug test or for any unlawful purpose. Cleansing supplement framing does not apply: this is not a drug-test guarantee, and results are never promised. Follow all applicable laws. You must be 21 or older to buy, and a valid photo ID is checked at the counter at our 10 El Paso locations. In-store pickup only.
